Friday, June 23, 2006
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Yep, it's fly season again. When all those litle protein snacks with wings come out to play. Though, that last one I noticed seemed pretty big. I pounced, and missed. It ran and hid under the kitchen sink maybe. I sniffed and lost it. But, mostly I like to watch and pounce - got it. There's something about the windows and doors that are really attractive. You can hear them buzz, and hit the glass and stun themselves. Then, you know you have them.
Yep, it's fly season again. When all those litle protein snacks with wings come out to play. Though, that last one I noticed seemed pretty big. I pounced, and missed. It ran and hid under the kitchen sink maybe. I sniffed and lost it. But, mostly I like to watch and pounce - got it. There's something about the windows and doors that are really attractive. You can hear them buzz, and hit the glass and stun themselves. Then, you know you have them.
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Whatever
You act like no ones ever peed on your foot before. Really, what's the problem? It happens all the time.
If you want something to get put out about, how about the other day when I caught that cat. Seriously, I had it. It was mine. Until you pulled on my collar, giving it a chance to get away. It was on the porch. It was just asking to be caught. It must have been asleep. But, being in the corner, with the hose box on the other side, it was pinned on three sides and then I had the only exit covered. Until you pulled the chain. Did you hear the racket that thing made. It was so mine.
You act like no ones ever peed on your foot before. Really, what's the problem? It happens all the time.
If you want something to get put out about, how about the other day when I caught that cat. Seriously, I had it. It was mine. Until you pulled on my collar, giving it a chance to get away. It was on the porch. It was just asking to be caught. It must have been asleep. But, being in the corner, with the hose box on the other side, it was pinned on three sides and then I had the only exit covered. Until you pulled the chain. Did you hear the racket that thing made. It was so mine.
Friday, June 02, 2006
Somebody's been playing in my bowl, and it wasn't me!
I think that says it all.
I think that says it all.
