Thursday, July 08, 2004
Grooming
I'll have you know that I spend hours every day grooming myself. People spend 20 minutes tops most days doing some activity that resembles grooming. So, where do you come off soaking me in the shower, rubbing stuff on to me, and calling it "getting clean." You know, you could at least let me keep the towel.
I'll have you know that I spend hours every day grooming myself. People spend 20 minutes tops most days doing some activity that resembles grooming. So, where do you come off soaking me in the shower, rubbing stuff on to me, and calling it "getting clean." You know, you could at least let me keep the towel.
