Wednesday, December 15, 2004
"Grady is a Jesus Eater"
Yes, I ate the manger. Yes, I see that you see I ate the manger. Yes, I see that you are mad that I ate the manger. What exactly do you want me to do about it, Joe?
And, I resent the implication that I ate the baby Jesus. Not that I know what a baby Jesus is anyway, but I'm pretty sure I didn't eat it. Would you have been happier if I ate the baby Jesus? How was I supposed to know that Katie's comment "Grady is a Jesus Eater," and she sounded rather happy about it by the way, was a play on the song "Jesus was a Dreidel Spinner." I thought those were all unique songs for me. It's rather disappointing to find out that the whole repertoire of songs about you aren't really about you. You all left, and you moved that table with the manger on it out near the windows where I hang out. Of course, I'm going to check it out.
I don't particularly understand why you brought a tree in the house either. I try to bring a stick in the house and you won't let me, or you steal it away when I'm not looking, but you brought a whole tree in to the house!
Yes, I ate the manger. Yes, I see that you see I ate the manger. Yes, I see that you are mad that I ate the manger. What exactly do you want me to do about it, Joe?
And, I resent the implication that I ate the baby Jesus. Not that I know what a baby Jesus is anyway, but I'm pretty sure I didn't eat it. Would you have been happier if I ate the baby Jesus? How was I supposed to know that Katie's comment "Grady is a Jesus Eater," and she sounded rather happy about it by the way, was a play on the song "Jesus was a Dreidel Spinner." I thought those were all unique songs for me. It's rather disappointing to find out that the whole repertoire of songs about you aren't really about you. You all left, and you moved that table with the manger on it out near the windows where I hang out. Of course, I'm going to check it out.
I don't particularly understand why you brought a tree in the house either. I try to bring a stick in the house and you won't let me, or you steal it away when I'm not looking, but you brought a whole tree in to the house!
